Sacrifice For Sale

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Kiss Mia

Have Vinny make you an offer

Have Vinny talk about how Mia joined the Cult

Get suplexed

Discuss which animal Mia is

Return home with Vinny, then tell her to leave

Get a phone number

Find the political joke.

Stand completely still

Offer Mia some coffee

Have someone give away the time period during which the story takes place

That was weird.

Have Vinny realize that something is very wrong

Get Vinny to doubt the cult's legitimacy

Drop Mia

Reflect on your day

Sleep soundly

Block the attack

Get ready for your next workday

Enter a mutually beneficial deal

Stingers over dinner

Cook homemade stew for dinner

Was it worth dying for?

Have the cultists reunite against you

Get backstabbed

Convince Vinny to get a job

Get Vinny to live with you

Convince the cultists not to sacrifice you, but die anyways

Join the cult

Get sacrificed

Delay the sacrifice until "later"

Get *really* close to Vinny

Refuse to engage with your client

Escape with Vinny and make it to your apartment

What are you going to do? Stab me?

Fight Mia in the basement and land a hit on her

Flirt with Vinny

Get gagged by Vinny

Sell a vacuum.

Ask Vinny to bribe you

Be called a good boy

Grab Mia's tail

Form a heart with your hands

Be alone in your home

Dislocate your shoulder

Pretend to be a cultist.

Die, but get better.

I can change her!

Die in Mia's arms

Knock on the front door

Request that the ritual is made particularly painful

Insult Vinny and get away with it

Earn $100

Clutch failure from the jaws of success

Have Mia enter your apartment and then have her leave, without receiving any additional context

Claim to be a double agent

Discuss Utilitarianism or Kantian philosophy with Vinny

Throw something unexpected.

Close the door to the house

Realize that the other endings weren't as they seemed

Choose to be sacrificed

Sneak out of the basement

Lie to Vinny at the front door and get away with it

Truly get to know Vinny's motives

Get the reference.

Just trust that Vinny will get you out of there

Listen to Mia's tragic backstory.

Kiss Mia, and live

Tell Vinny that you really liked her birdhouse without lying