Washeteria

First customer, first stain. You’ll never forget it.

Bubbles, business, and big bucks!

Bigger drums, bolder dreams.

Twice the drums, twice the dirty work.

You’ve got a full-on laundro-empire now!

You’ve washed more than a small village wears in a year.

Your washers never rest. Neither do you.

You *are* the washing machine.

Even the desert envies your drying game.

Your dryers burn brighter than the sun.

Dry to the core, every time.

Pressing matters handled like a hero.

Ironing out life’s wrinkles, one shirt at a time.

Clothes bend to your will. Wrinkle-free forever.

You finally hired help. Your back says thanks.

"First one wasn’t enough, huh ?

You run the cleanest crew in town.

Even celebrities need clean undies.