Washeteria

You’ve done it all. The laundry gods salute you.

You’ve got a full-on laundro-empire now!

You’ve washed more than a small village wears in a year.

Your washers never rest. Neither do you.

You *are* the washing machine.

Even the desert envies your drying game.

Your dryers burn brighter than the sun.

Dry to the core, every time.

Pressing matters handled like a hero.

Ironing out life’s wrinkles, one shirt at a time.

Clothes bend to your will. Wrinkle-free forever.

You finally hired help. Your back says thanks.

"First one wasn’t enough, huh ?

You run the cleanest crew in town.

Zoomin through suds like it's the future

Even celebrities need clean undies.

Famous clients can’t stop praising your precision.

You’ve done it all. The laundry gods salute you.