Irony Curtain: From Matryoshka with Love

Step one - Leave the house

Step two - Stay clean

Step three - Get cracking

Step four - Save Matryoshka

Piece together how it all began

Bring back your childhood memories

Experience public humiliation

Find the hidden stash

Say goodbye to your folks

Surely you can use these things together

Buy every single item from the vending machine

Try to bribe several of the locals

Witness the absurdity of Matryoshka for the first time

Acquire an unusual business card

Order a wake-up call

Sal Limones would be proud!

Slightly vandalize the room

Close observation goes outrageously wrong

Send your parents a postcard from Matryoshka

Exchange ration card with the professor

Oh hai doggy

We all go a little mad sometimes

Getting the various hard-working classes drunk will get you nowhere

Show them how to treat the ladies

Save your telekinetic powers for later

Try your hand at all of the GORK Park activities

Blow up the bizarre balloon

Score 20 points by shooting the targets

Offer the general an excellent treat

A three-headed monkey would also be useful

Almost like a detective's disguise

Technically you're not supposed to do that

Disassemble the dreaded item

Find a way to bring down the wall

Find yourself in a heap of trouble

Give the people a sure sign that the revolution has started

The right man in the wrong place

Snap a photo with an antique camera

Prove that you're very thorough with your preparations