GoNNER

Huh, you did it. Good job. Why tho? Bragging rights? You know Sally died, right? While you where off shooting things, chasing highscores and getting combos. She died. Maybe of a broken heart, you wouldn't know. Nonetheless, getting all these trophies is not a small feat. So here you go. Well done.

You picked up a glyph

You completed the cave world. Good job

You completed the Robot world. Impressive

You completed Shooty world! Smooth!

You became Death

You found sally

You completed Death world! Woah!

I'm a serious adult person and i think this kind of humor is childish and should be banned.

I believe in you, get back up

It's not even ASCII, how can it even be called a Roguelike??

You got a combo of 5

You got a combo of 15!

These combos are just getting ridiculous...

You hit the glyph cap!

You jumped on 20 enemies in a row

You pushed that big piece of trash off your lawn. Good on you

There's nothing there! No easter egg, no extra item, no nothing.

Didn't have to skip death

Did you just run out of colors?