Trover Saves The Universe

Do everything. Now go preorder Trover 2, you little popsicle stick.

Bounce a ball 25 times in the apartment, because apparently that's more fun than the actual game.

Collect the clone DNA in under 10 minutes. That's it? That's all they have to do? Man, we're just giving these things away.

Instead of feeding the poor, feed Gail's roommate in under 5 minutes!

Beat Glorkon without getting killed by anyone... Including me. That’s right, I’ve been hunting you.

Replay the game, instead of getting a real job.

IT'S BBALL TIME IN THE BBALL HOLE PLACE! MAKE ONE BBALL BASKET IN THE TELEPOD LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BBALL BOY OR BBALL GIRL!

You made 10 baskets, now make 100! Come on, what else do you gotta do today?

What the hell is the matter with you?! You actually made 100 baskets?! What are you a sociopath?! How long did this take you?!

Collect all Power Babies in the game. Then prepare to have your shnudler ringled!