ZERO PARADES: Director's Cut

Earn all the trophies.

Find a photo from the old days.

Get shot by Goat Eyes.

Sign up for a buy-now, pay-later scheme.

Defeat a goon in beetle combat.

Let Dante escape.

Get shot three times.

Collab with a famous pop-star.

Get crushed by a vending machine.

Internalise a thought.

Listen to the secrets of space with an old spy.

Get stuck in a boiler.

Zero yourself out with the red disc.

Die of contrition.

Use the red disc on the aero-tram.

Shut PSEUDOPOD up, permanently.

Learn your real assignment.

Lose a challenge to Cardio Grandpa.

Shoot SILHOUETTE.

Inhale too much plastic.

Fill in the mysterious gap.

Visit every district.

Make your own gun.

Fail to wiretap in the worst way.

Pray at every shrine.

Help UV escape.

Write a poem.

Become a techno-fascist brand ambassador.

Take Dr. Gonza's existential solution.

Get blown up by a local TV personality.

Encounter the man with large headphones.

Call your controller for advice 5 times.

Blow yourself up with an ancient bomb.

Give a monkey your gun.

Socialise your inventory.

Become a Repentful Spy.

Try every consumable.

Recruit HOLOCENE.

Recruit KALEIDOSCOPE.

Recruit Karolina.

Recruit PSEUDOPOD.

Recruit Ramses.

Recruit Yana.

Save the life of a squadmate.

Learn the secret of Luzian imprinting.

Become a Conspiratorial Spy.

Become a Hardcore Spy.

Watch the ginkyo leaves fall.

Use the bomb on the aero-tram.

Get electrocuted by Karolina’s machine.

Become a Philosophical Spy.

Raise a skill to its maximum potential (excludes modifiers).

Appear on local television.

Lose a skill point.

Finish the main assignment.

Zero out the Grand Lich.

Survive the journey home with an old friend.

Escape the Earthly Cycle.

Jump from the unfinished tram pylon.

Fall to earth like a malfunctioning rocket.

Lose control on a roundabout.

Collect all ‘Sixty-Six Wolves’ cups.