Simon the Sorcerer Origins

Not bad for an impudent child

Welcome to the magic world

Try not to die during the main quest

You are (almost) a wizard, Simon

And so it begins

You knocked out two trolls in a couple of hours, nice one

I'm sure Sordid won't mind too much

You survived a dreaded fetch quest (and a terrible stew)

Are you sure you're not the antagonist here?

At least you tried

You can always count on the help of your (terrible) friends

You've completed your adventure, now wait for the credits

The circle has closed

Don't think about it too much, at least you found a great game

Don't try it on for size

Best never to use it again

I prefer walking to teleporting too

You have plenty of time to waste

That hat really can hold anything

Don't worry, it's not that kind of adventure

Be more careful when using an item

I just want to set the Magic World on fire

Thanks for fixing the problem in the Library

Congratulations, you have destroyed an ancient relic

You will never need shortcuts

Where did those things come from?!

Doesn't that give you a warm, fuzzy feeling?

Don't worry, Simon won't get possessed by a dark deity...I think

Critical strike!

Breaking the fourth wall has never been a problem

You and I both know that's not a spoiler

The Magic World is no longer a mystery to you

It didn't take you long to cause chaos. Result!