Radio Free Europa

You did everything and now you're the president of space!

"Easy" is a relative term, great work pilot!

Humanity owes you a great debt. Thank you, pilot!

May your love shine from our Sun to other galaxies and beyond all of space and time!

Defeated the Wave Guardian patrolling Enceladus

Defeated the Battleship Tiberius patrolling Ganymede

Defeated the Singularity Runner patrolling Callisto

Defeated the H.S.S. Commerce patrolling Io

Defeated Asteroid Processor 13-B "Rocky" patrolling Europa

Defeated the Chimera in the Asteroid belt

Defeated the "Invincible Space Fortress" at the L1 Lagrange point

Destroyed the capital ship construction facility above Luna

Defeated the V.S.S. Schwarzschild above Deimos

Defeated the Neriene class Prototype Dreadnaught above Mars

A marvel of French engineering.

I want these monkey-fighting snakes off this monday-to-friday spaceship!

If brute force doesn't work, you aren't using enough!

Like a blue hedgehog in space!

Now try to keep up. I fly really freakin' fast.

Warp Factor 9.5

Even sparkling-gold hedgehogs can't keep up

Now, THIS is speedrunning!

50 is a lot of millions!

Well done, pilot!

Fantastic flying!

Absolutely incredible! A top-tier performance indeed!

Legends will be told of this for ages to come.

Few people believed this could even be possible...

We all just want you to know that we're really proud of you. And I'm including everyone in that statement. We all love you, all of us.

When news of your score came out, people began weeping in the streets. Celebrations were held. Babies were conceived.

Civilizations have been founded based on the legend of the possibility this high of a score. Thank you for validating the existence of all those believers.

In the end, all will be points. No numbers will exist other than to display this monumental score. The universe is forever changed and you are the architect of this new reality.