Mars Farce

Conquered the land despite the memes…

Congratulations! You've mastered the art of tripping over rocks in 38% Earth gravity.

You've taken more selfies than soil samples. GASA is not amused, but your followers are!

Successfully argued with Mission Control that red really is your color.

Your first words on Mars went viral. History books weep.

Managed to photobomb both Martian moons in one shot. Impressive!

Climbed the tallest mountain in the solar system... in your dreams during cryosleep.

Added a cactus to Mars. You're basically like a movie star now.

Achieved more followers than there are stars visible from Mars. priorities.

Spent the entire mission budget on a state-of-the-art camera. Worth it for the likes!

Discovered the long-lost arcade games in some hidden bunker in Mars. Fans rejoice!

Found your soulmate on Mars, but your dating app crashed. Time to resort to old-fashioned Martian smoke signals.