LISA: The Painful - Definitive Edition

Hmm... poor thing...

Meet the Red Skull Rando

Meet Buzzo.

Save Buddy.

Find the Fishmen.

Welcome to Hell.

It's too late to fight it...

Giving in feels good.

Find the relaxing researchers.

Learn the ways of Bob Friday.

Finish with both arms.

Finish with one arm.

Finish with no arms.

Race Columbo.

Kill all the Rouletters.

Kill Satan.

Break the Streak, win the title.

Win the tag titles.

Kill the doctor.

Witness something horrific.

Kill the Men's Hair Club Presidents.

Reach the first crossroads.

Reach the second crossroads.

Reach the third crossroads.

It can't be...

Witness the fall of the Salvation Rangers.

Reach the Snowy Peak.

...

Recruit Terry Hints.

Recruit Crisp Ladaddy.

Recruit RT.

Recruit Rooster Coleman.

Recruit Olan Hoyt.

Recruit Nern Guan.

Recruit Rage Ironhead.

Recruit Percy Monsoon.

Recruit Mad Dog.

Recruit Shocklord.

Recruit Fardy Hernandez.

Recruit Queen Roger.

Recruit Carp.

Recruit Harvey Alibastor.

Recruit Clint Olympic.

Recruit Buckets.

Recruit Buffalo Van Dyke.

Recruit Tiger Man.

Recruit Ollie Nickels.

Recruit Geese Thompson.

Recruit Dick Dickson.

Recruit Jack.

Recruit Sonny Backluwitz.

Recruit Yazan Barghouti.

Recruit Beastborn.

Recruit Fly Minetti.

Recruit Ajeet Mandeep.

Recruit Garth.

Recruit Bo Wyatt.

Recruit Birdie Hall.

The birth of Red Skull.