Roller Drama

Congratulations! You've Got Everything Now

Met your new shrink.

A zombie cat?

Or egregiously pretty???

Lost a match!

Met the owner and kept the house.

Won a match!

Found a needed pair of skates.

And then there were.. none? One Two? Many???

Earned a pair of creepy moustaches.

No love story can grow around you!

Need to hack to hack.

Match ended in a draw!

Love being a bad coach!

BAAAAARRFFF...