BDSM: Big Drunk Satanic Massacre

The ending: LOU marries Angelica

Solve the game, any ending

The ending: LOU agrees to Big Wac's proposal

Complete all quests

Complete Back to School quest

Complete "Steak from Hell" quest

Complete "Love is Blind" quest

Complete the quest with Mort's girlfriend

Complete the Interview quest

Complete "Save our bones" quest

Complete "The Chosen One" quest

Complete Doomguy the Infector quest

Defeat Behemoth

Defeat Big Wac

Defeat Black Overlord

Defeat El Roico

Defeat Nerdomancer

Rise from the dead

Summon 20 imps with magic

Use rage 20 times

Don't use bottles during one level

Open 20 doors

Spend 3 hours in the game

Buy 5 abilities in store

Collect 100.000 coins

Spend 100 grand

Max out the ammo bar

Max out the bottle bar

Max out your HP bar

Blow up 50 barrels

Blow up 20 vending machines

Defeat 500 enemies

Defeat 15 enemies in 3 seconds

Defeat 100 burgers

Defeat 30 tourists

Defeat 100 enemies with AK 47

Blow up 5 enemies with one grenade (AK 47 alt attack)

Defeat 10 enemies by blasting a barrel

Defeat 100 enemies with a bazooka shot

Defeat 100 enemies with BFG

Defeat 30 enemies with dash

Defeat 30 enemies with minions

Defeat 50 enemies with a revolver

Defeat 50 enemies with a shotgun

Defeat 100 enemies with Soulgun

Complete Metal Gear Pony quest