Little Red Lie

Unsuccessfully attempt to mitigate your evasiveness in the opening questionnaire.

Take a long sip of water before continuing on with your stunning tirade.

Attempt to mask your intoxication via greater intoxication.

Falsify your way into being touched by a member of the opposite sex.

Force an inane conversation about every single car in the showroom.

Respond to the French recording in your very best French.

'Accidentally' scratch the felt on the airport pool table.

Speak insincerely with every unimportant person in the game.

Have your life restored in a manner befitting your worth.

Start a new life with your loving family in a better place.

Awarded in recognition of your contribution to the arts.