Smash Hit Plunder

Collected all the trophies

Ate one of everything

Burned one of everything

Unlocked the first dungeon

Collected all 3 crowns from a dungeon

Blew up 50 items with a bomb

Unlocked Free Run

Dispelled 50 flying animals

Collected 1000 objects in Scavenger Hunt

...It's a Feature. Dispelled 50 spiders

Gone into every secret room in the castle

Stood in front of the mirror for an awkward length of time

Threw something out the window

Dispelled 50 mice and rats

Blew up 50 bombs

Dispelled 50 ghosts

Thrown items a total of 4572 Cubits

Collected 100000 loot

Discovered Shadowmere Crypt

Went into every room

Smashed 10 items all at once

Squished a spider with a weapon

You burned 451 books

Dispelled a pigeon with an arrow

Killed a mouse with cheese

Defeated Mordred and claimed the castle

Thrown an arrow on target in Bronzewatch Guard Tower

Picked up 500 books

Walked 200 Ye Oldy Furlongs

Smashed one of every item

Collected all the crowns

Collected one of everything

Eaten 333 pieces of food

Started 1000 fires