Statik

You won the battle against a simple piece of technology.

You found the hidden depths in 4 lines of meaningless verse

You took an out-of-body experience, and spent it in a toy car

You learned the true value of CCTV voyeurism

You picked up on all sorts of signals and exploited them

You built a cube

You have been retained. Did it make you feel?

You are unbearably positive

You humiliated a machine in record time. Well done.

What did you think you'd achieve calling for help? Help?

You elevated yourself above the filth and took us literally. Bravo!

You found a new way out. Aunt Emily would be proud.