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Dance through the first universe and don't stop for nothing

Finish Shotgun universe in under 60 seconds

Play through Straitjacket Darkness universe without dying, with a horse head

Play through Fat Cake universe and eat every fat cake, with a hamburger for a face

Beat the scrolling shooter segment without dying, as a dinosaur

Beat Rejected Green Clone universe in under a minute, wearing a monocle and a top-hat

Finish the whole damn game

Collect half the hats

Collect all the hats