Unbeatable Story Mode

when you explain an idea, the idea fundamentally changes.

breakout success

gladitorial rules

a cruel answer

For all the days we've had, and all the days we will

everything is normal

local child utterly DESTROYED by insane ability to count up one by one

okay at some point patience has to stop being a virtue

nostalgia. bitters. demerara.

no point to the game. you just walk around, jumping

Be NICE.

it's funny, because usually people dream of quitting bartending to do music, but in this case, the opposite is true

Rhythm is life. It's inherent to being human. That's why playing this minigame feels like eating razors

honestly, if i'm playing a video game, and there's a minigame in the video game, i WILL spend all my time just doing that

look. i have to ship these achievement names and descriptions right now. YOU try coming up with these

you're supposed to get this for playing five songs but i guess you could also just play the same song five times

combo unbreaker

people like to say that you can fail a million times but you only have to succeed once. i like succeeding more than once, myself

You've hit a 5.0 STAR rating. That was the first thing that came up when I searched "cool facts about stars"

You've hit a 10.0 STAR rating. I'm done talking about stars now

YOU GET THIS FOR BEATING TEN SONGS WITH CRIT MODE ON. I'M SORRY FOR THE NAME OF THIS ACHIEVEMENT AND I'M SORRY FOR YELLING.

there are actually many rhythm games

this is for breaking a lot of 100+ combo chains. don't feel too bad. it'll happen to everyone who plays the game enough

pulling pranks on the spirit of the law by following the letter of the law

it's like the 0451 of codes you type in a video game

if you keep abusing no fail mode i WILL take it away from you

lost family found

technically if it was one big full combo that'd mean full comboing all the songs with no breaks. we're not making you do that

until next time.

You've hit a 1.0 STAR rating. Keep going! Maybe I should look up some cool facts about stars to help me write these achievements

"'you look a little bar tense' - andrew tsai" - rj lake

remarked

okay fine. you got it first try. it WAS "posting through it."

sewer? i hardly kn

past the morning every day

either something is very wrong or you are REALLY good at playing the game badly on purpose

This is probably the scariest thing that happens in the game

I thought I'd think she'd be taller.

Survived a ghost encounter. I'm so, so sorry if you already did this in the demo.