Simon the Sorcerer Origins

Welcome to the magic world

Try not to die during the main quest

You are (almost) a wizard, Simon

And so it begins

You knocked out two trolls in a couple of hours, nice one

I'm sure Sordid won't mind too much

You survived a dreaded fetch quest (and a terrible stew)

Are you sure you're not the antagonist here?

Don't think about it too much, at least you found a great game

Don't try it on for size

Best never to use it again

You have plenty of time to waste

Be more careful when using an item

I just want to set the Magic World on fire

Thanks for fixing the problem in the Library

Congratulations, you have destroyed an ancient relic

You will never need shortcuts

Where did those things come from?!

Doesn't that give you a warm, fuzzy feeling?

Don't worry, Simon won't get possessed by a dark deity...I think

Critical strike!

Breaking the fourth wall has never been a problem