Democracy 4: Console Edition

A true politician, you have played all sides - an authoritarian libertarian, and a socialist capitalist.

Absolute power may corrupt absolutely, but it’s easier than leading a coalition government twice.

High speed internet, High technology, a decent space program and driverless cars.

Everybody out! Literally in this case, strikes everywhere.

You will know my name by my trail of astronomically high crime figures

A rising tide lifts all the super yachts in the harbour…but also submerges the smaller vessels.

You have become a true hero of the environmental movement, expect a statue made of recycled plastic.

It’s astonishing how many times an assassin's bullet has failed to achieve its objective.

People use terms like 'technocracy' to describe your efforts to build a super educated population.

Congratulations, here’s your reward for winning the race for the intellectual bottom.

Our citizens do enjoy a bit of the good stuff these days, be it alcohol, tobacco, or just donuts.

Food and water are in short supply, but I’ll tell you what isn't. Violent gangs and violent storms.

Obviously only people who have something to hide have any real reason to fear the gaze of the state.

The rich may not be cuddly, but we still enjoy giving them a darned good squeeze now and then.

You can judge a society by what they eat, our society is as healthy as they come.

What do we want? CARS! When do we want them? CARS!

We’ve developed a reputation of being a wild west where anybody can do anything they like.

Praise the lord! For our country has truly achieved heights of impressive piety.

The geek shall inherit the earth! Or make everyday life quite difficult without their inventions.

Strong on crime, strong on the causes of crime.

Son, if you want to make money these days I have just one word for you: Gravedigging.

You truly believe that future generations should have things better off than those that came before.

Our cities may stink, but everyone agrees the rural parts of our country are a great place to be!

Our country is at the nexus of international agreement and has a reputation second to none.

Just keep saying to yourself “Winners don’t quit” and add them to the autobiography hit list.

When we said "Enjoy governing with that wafer thin majority" it was sarcasm, not a credo.