Death and Taxes

One marker to reap them all

Asked all questions in first lore Hub

Say that you like ice-cream

Suggest that the afterlife is an eldritch monster dating show

Pissed off the boss' cat

Get a raise

Find the Immortal

Spare everyone on a single day

Doom everyone on a single day

Spend 10 minutes behind your desk without marking any profiles

Use the Eraser 10 times

Flip the Decision Coin 100 times

Get the fidget spinner to go up in flames

Cram all of your stuff into your desk drawers

Visit Mortimer every day

Get all items

Hold over 5000 darksouls

Change your look to regular skull and cape

Choose your appearance for more than 15 minutes straight

Collect all clothes and visages

Spare the guy who likes pineapple on pizza

Doom the guy who likes pineapple on pizza

Start a New Game+

Get all endings

Get the cactus to meow

Collect all Desk Spirits

Try all the drinks served at Cerberus' Den

Score a vague personality in Cerri’s quiz

Score an aggressive personality in Cerri’s quiz

Score a grouchy personality in Cerri’s quiz

Chunk up the Oink Bank

Listen to all of Mortimer’s bar stories

Spin a good story for Mortimer

Spin a nonsensical story for Mortimer