Death and Taxes

Revealed Fate's Plot through loyalty

Asked all questions in first lore Hub

Say that you like ice-cream

Suggest that the afterlife is an eldritch monster dating show

Pissed off the boss' cat

Appeased the boss' cat with a gift

Get a raise

Find the Immortal

Spare everyone on a single day

Doom everyone on a single day

Spend 10 minutes behind your desk without marking any profiles

Flip the Decision Coin 100 times

Get the fidget spinner to go up in flames

Cram all of your stuff into your desk drawers

Reach Utopian level on all world parameters simultaneously

Drop a single world parameter value at least 2 levels in one day

Visit Mortimer every day

Get all items

Change your look to regular skull and cape

Collect all clothes and visages

Spare the guy who likes pineapple on pizza

Doom the guy who likes pineapple on pizza

Get Fired

Usurp Fate and take over as the new Fate

Witness the end of the world

Start a New Game+

Finish the game with lowest chaos in Peace

Finish the game with highest chaos in Ecology

Start the game

Get the most positive ending imaginable

Get the cactus to meow

Score a vague personality in Cerri’s quiz

Score a grouchy personality in Cerri’s quiz

Chunk up the Oink Bank

Spin a good story for Mortimer