Slaycation Paradise

You've successfully finished the Childrens Orientation Course, and received an Economy ticket.

You've upgraded to Premium Economy, earning you the right to act pompously and look down upon standard economy Tourists.

A Business Class ticket allows you to fulfill your priveleged entitlement, without actually being rich or successful.

A First Class ticket qualifies you to be annoyed by a whole new social class of idiots.

You've cleared all Tours on Easy difficulty.

You've discovered all the sights of Metagate E36.

You've discovered all the sights of Metro Mexicano. Buen trabajo!

You've discovered all the sights of New Amsterdam. Disgusting.

You've discovered all the sights of Terra Feralis. Goodonya, digger!

You've discovered all the sights of Hicksville. Git 'er done!

You've discovered all the sights of Hell. Don't worry, you'll be back to visit eventually.

Killed 300 Living Sex Dolls with fire.

Killed 200 Luchadore's with melee.

Killed 10 boss class enemies.

Drove off Disco Mime 3 times.

Killed 300 Ferals with explosives.

Discovered the haunted train whistle.

Discovered the Stallions secret...