Destroy All Humans! 2

Obtain all trophies

Use your saucer's weapons to scare human cattle out of their hidden hives on each map

Score three perfectly-timed Anal Probes in a row

Outrun Blisk Spores with S.K.A.T.E.

Destroy a washed-up scammer in Takoshima

Destroy a crusty old cryptid in Tunguska

Demolish a public toilet on each map

Summon Arkvoodle and take hold of his vibrating super-weapon

Phone home

Throw a cop through a donut with PK

Drop a human from the top of Albion Bridge by cancelling PK

Ascend Takoshima Tower

Kill a reincarnated guru with his own body

Find the hidden basketball on the moon and score a hoop with PK Slam

S.K.A.T.E. up the road to Coit Tower without interruption

S.K.A.T.E. from Parliament to the Russian embassy without interruption

S.K.A.T.E. from the temple gates through the park to Takoshima City without interruption

S.K.A.T.E. from the landing zone near Tarkovskoye along the tracks to the East without interruption

S.K.A.T.E. from the Blisk dome to the base's entrance without interruption

Complete all odd jobs

Collect all Alien Artifacts

Collect all posters

Collect all songs

Complete all optional mission objectives (use the Holopoxdeck if you have to)