Alan Wake Remastered

You were enlightened by a dream.

Unlike Stucky, you enjoy incontestable health benefits. Namely, you're not dead.

You finally managed to make that phone call.

You checked out some important messages.

You disobeyed the park ranger's instructions.

You survived Elderwood National Park.

You destroyed the bulldozer.

You made the train engine run out of steam.

You found the kidnapper, but what he had to say wasn't what you wanted to hear.

You shone a light upon this night of otherworldly fiends.

Oh, so THAT'S what happened.

Truly, you are the master of floodgates.

Cynthia Weaver has taken you to the Well-Lit Room.

You calmed the fury of the storm.

You completed the game on Easy difficulty.

Not a bird lover, are you?

You have destroyed 20 poltergeist objects.

You capped 100 Taken with the revolver.

You have dropped 50 Taken with the hunting rifle.

QWERTY? DVORAK? 50 Taken know it's neither.

It is the east, and the flaregun is the sun to 50 Taken.

50 Taken have felt your fury. Also, your flashbangs.

20 Taken have been drowned, electrocuted, or dispatched by some other indirect means.

You wiped out four Taken with a single flare.

You blasted four Taken into ashes with a single flashbang.

You took out two Taken with a single barrel.

You bought yourself some breathing time with a flare.

You avoided getting hit -- with style!

You managed a slow-motion dodge 20 times.

You changed batteries 100 times.

You have restored power.

You have heartlessly knocked over five defenseless can pyramids.

You made it all the way to the Cauldron Lake lookout in under 30 minutes.

You managed to make it all the way from the dam to Cauldron Lake without firing a single bullet.

You have peeled 15 Taken off your bumper.

You have discovered five of the hidden chests.

You have discovered 25 manuscript pages.

You have found 25 coffee thermoses.

You haven't missed a single radio show.

You have watched every single TV show on offer.