Pumpkin Jack

Finish the tutorial

Send a monster back to the grave

Equip the Legendary Holy Glory Shovel

Pick up a crow skull

Buy a new outfit!

Smashing some crates with your head might solve the barn's puzzle..

Kill the tyrannical Scarecrow and liberate the crows

Pass your abandoned minecart driving test

Find a gramophone and DANCE, DANCE, DANCE!

Complete all the underground bomb-bouncing courses

Kill the Phantom guarding the ancient mines

Ride the ghost horse all the way to the end

Make some magic mushroom music!

Ruin the Witch and Merchant's cruelty-free dinner

Beat the gate guards to the gate they guard on guard carts

Win the game of Conveniently-Placed Hydraulic-Operated Underground Whack-a-Mole (patent pending)

Be the David to Dhor's Goliath (i.e. kill the big guy)

Go for a nice walk with Abelard the Gargoyle

Clear away all those headstones cluttering up the graveyard

Solve world hunger (by killing Gluttony)

Reach the end of the vortex like a paper boat down a drain

Get on Santa's Super-Duper-Duper-Naughty List

Kill the Wizard + Get the Amulet = Profit

Make vinyls cool again. ...Actually, that's impossible, even as a joke. Just find all the gramophones.