Can't Drive This

Unlock every trophy except for this trophy, which is unlocked with the last of the other trophies.

Play any game with 3 players

Play any game with 4 players

Explode your vehicle, and be revived

Explode your vehicle, and be revived ten times

Explode your vehicle, and be revived fifty times

Revive another driver

Revive ten drivers

Revive fifty drivers

Stay inside the danger zone for 30 seconds total

Stay inside the danger zone for 10 minutes total

Drive at top speed, for 5 seconds straight

Play online. Once.

Explode because you're driving too slow.

Leave the field and die tryin'.

Play ten rounds in any mode.

Play a hundred rounds in any mode.

Pick up a holo

Pick up 25 holos

Pick up 100 holos

Crash into 100 cardboard box stacks

Build at least 20 Street Tiles, and have a driver miss not a single one.

Customize your vehicle

Customize your vehicle with all slots filled

Customize your street

Unlock all vehicle paint jobs

Unlock all noses

Unlock all hats

Unlock all spoilers

Collect half of all customization items

Collect all customization items

Now you look like a quality show-pig!

Jump through 50 fire rings.

Build 151 Street Tiles

Place a tile under a falling driver, just in time, 10 times.

Get 50 Close Calls as the builder.

100 Close Calls. And, yeah we made three trophies just for that joke.

Unlock all asphalts

Unlock all street tile paint jobs

Unlock all vehicle patterns

Watch all tutorial videos, nerd.