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An immortal Chicken on a stick makes an excellent dielectric. We do not recommend trying this in real life, unless you have an immortal chicken and an immortal you.

If you're holding something in your hands, then you can hit yourself with it. Try it, it's fun.

It's warm in underpants, and you can hibernate in winter if you have a whole lot of them!

You can solve any case if you know for sure who you want to blame.

It's indecent to fart on Earth, but farting in space can save your life by giving your body acceleration at the last moment.

The dead guy doesn't need the eye, but you have only two of them. To be more precise, three, but you must still take care of them.

When you jogged for three days in a row, prepared yourself mentally to serve in the army, boasted that you were going to be a paratrooper, and then suddenly failed all medical tests — can this be considered as "almost served", or not?

The dead people flying around are highly unlikely to say "wow!" to your highly polished brand new ZAZ but it's still nice to enjoy the ride with the wind... Or without it...

Completing the second chapter will be almost as difficult as completing the third one. That's how it is.

Completing the third chapter will be almost as difficult as completing the second one. That's how it is.

Someone else's pass works just like someone else's diploma: it allows you to connect to engineering terminals and boast that you're a hacker while simply touching "Yes"/"No" on monitors.

The ignition of natural gas can cause not only a heated argument on some online forum but also a 20% increase in the flight speed with accelerators.

Congratulations! If you didn't cheat, then you are helping the industry to develop! In some way, not necessarily in the right one.

Scanning the dead product of genetic engineering will help the spacesuit to replenish its library of useless images. And it might be possible to sell these pictures to the newspapers if need be.

It's very easy to determine a person's mental disorder by the color of his spacesuit. Especially if you're a charlatan. A real professional will try to find and add all the other possible signs of the illness.

It may seem that making a hundred or two shots is not so difficult, but when each shot is worth the cost of a whole space station, it's a completely different story.

Attacking a security robot is a felony, even if no one saw you do it. On the other hand, it is still a felony, so there is nothing good about it.

There's no point in heroically covering a barrel of a beam weapon with your chest. You can, if you like, but in this case, it's just not necessary. If you really want to do it, don't forget to turn the weapon off first.

You are immune to criticism. You are simply THE best. Everything your hands get to touch and create is GENIUS. This achievement is unique and is meant to be given to no one but you. Everyone else has a fake copy of it.

Finding and counting dead coffin robots is an interesting and extremely educational activity, although it's absolutely useless. If only there would be the living ones…

Living coffins are no joke. Some may think that such a situation isn't a big deal, but in reality, a dead thing being alive makes it a zombie, a zombie is a bad thing, a bad thing is a problem, a problem is serious, serious equals an investigator and an investigator equals a life sentence. In the end, do you really want to go to prison?

Properly disposing of synthetic animal corpses, you can save humanity from dangerous diseases and the fertile soil from senseless pollution. You can also enjoy magnificent gore effects but that's not what matters.

Every survivor deserves an Oscar. So it goes.

Shooting a machine gun is easy. Hitting a target with it is harder. It's even harder to hit a target with the shuttle's plasma guns when the shuttle isn't designed for them.

Being able to orientate yourself is an extremely important skill for any traveler. Don't forget to mark the landmarks that are visible from afar, keep an eye on the moss on tree trunks, and don't forget about the North star and your compass. Especially, if you're not in space.

You can trust nobody! Nobody! Except us. As for why this achievement has such a name, we don't know. It's probably a bug, and it will change if you blink 20 times and jump 10 times.

Sometimes, among a thousand of options, only one is the right one. It's amazing how you managed to identify it. The greatest minds will break their heads over solving this puzzle.

Spying on people is indecent, and spying on dead people is doubly indecent. Probably. The dictionary didn't say anything about it under the word "voyeur".

Not everyone can save the galaxy, but saving it by just sitting on the couch is beyond comprehension. Keep it up!