Mine My Mind

You've done everything there is to be done in Mine My Mind... For now... Thanks for playing!

Sweep 10 tiles. (Nice work, but we still have plenty more to go. As you can already tell, this work-from-home mind sweeping ain't an easy job.)

Sweep 100 tiles. (You've already come this far, might as well finish sweeping up the rest!)

Sweep 500 tiles. (Your extraordinary talent to use the directional buttons and press a Cross button will not go unrecognized.... Okay, it might, but if it does, simply redirect those unappreciative of your talents to this shiny trophy and challenge them to see if they can get it as well, eh? Ehh? Pretty please?)

Flag a tile. (For your safety: be careful to not prematurely trigger the mine hiding in the ground when staking the flag overhead.)

Flag three mines in a row. (Presumably, you got this because by now, you recognize what a 3 on the border means. Nice job boss!)

Complete a level without using your freebies. (Based on our playtest statistics, I'm willing to bet you didn't even realize this was a feature. This is likely because you, like our playtesters, opted to skip the tutorial and completely ignore our reference guide. Well, now you know.)

Use your freebie to sweep the last tile. (Wait a minute, did you just sweep a bunch of tiles in one turn? That's against the rules! Sorry, old meme. I'm old.)

Sweep a mine. (Whoopsadaisy. It's okay, accidents such as myself happen. Here's a gratuitous participation trophy.)

Sweep every mine in a level. (Luckily, I don't have to trust you with actual mines...)

Flag every mine in a level. (I guess by seeing this trophy, you now know where all of the sweepable tiles are... Shh....)

Complete the tutorial (otherwise called Level 0). (Now you're ready to start mining my mind! Have fun out there! Err, in there? I dunno, I didn't spend too much time on the plot or premise. Do I have mines stuck in my head or something? We some kinda... Mine My Mind Squad?)

Complete the first page of levels (level 1-25).

Complete the second page of levels (level 26-50).

Complete all fifty levels without making a mistake. (You're a champion among champions among miners of mind miners among mind miners mining my mind... Have I lost my mind? Probably: see the snake boat. It's a shame your prince is in another castle.)

Complete all fifty levels under an hour. (Just to be clear, this is NOT cumulative. You have to beat each individual level under an hour each. If you can beat all fifty levels under an hour, that would be mighty impressive as well. Send screenshots or it didn't happen.)

Complete level 1. (Astronaut sold separately. Wait, where's the astronaut?! Did we leave him stranded in space?!)

Complete level 2. (A sweet, sugary treat or a meaty blob keeping flesh creatures alive. Or both. Harvest the meat, season it in sweet, sugary barbeque sauce, and enjoy!)

Complete level 3. (Perfect for a rainy day. If it's yellow, also perfect for subtly nudging towards a character reveal seasons ahead of when or how you'll actually meet her.)

Complete level 4. (There's no better feeling than holding a nice, warm mug of coffee to keep yourself warm on a cold, rainy day. Other days/all-nighters... Skip the mug, just pour the coffee into an IV drip and hook me up!.)

Complete level 5. (Made from authentic bone substitute! Completely vegetarian and vegan friendly! No pirates or wherever bones come from were harmed in preparing these crossbones.)

Complete level 6. (You're suppose to hit this one in first, right?)

Complete level 7. (Oooh, how inDUALbitably "shocking". Or oooh, how indubitably "sensing" for those of you in the future.)

Complete level 8. (Keeps your piggies warm. Unless they're open-toed: then your piggies will freeze, never knowing what the warm embrace of love would feel like.)

Complete level 9. (As opposed to stairs not by a door.)

Complete level 10. (I've never actually seen a worm in an apple outside of a dictionary...)

Complete level 11. (I can play the piano.... if you count digitial keyboards and the recording playback button....)

Complete level 12. (Funniest cucumber I'd ever seen.)

Complete level 13. (And it's a gooooooaaal! Wait, wrong phrase? Touchdown? Home run???)

Complete level 14. (Though often believed to be controlled by the meat sack stemming out of its rear cuff, the parasitic sock puppet is in actuality masterminding all of its own movements and those of its host. By taking advantage of this common misconception, the sock puppet slowly perpetrates the remnants of human society, with passerbys completely oblivious to its nefarious plot to summon the endless void from the depths of darkness to consume our mortal shells.)

Complete level 15. (Also known as an anti-government drone device. Keeps those drones away.)

Complete level 16. (Bright and festive and gleaming with golly, just in time for the holidays! Wait, what do you mean it's only July? Nahh, that's not too early!)

Complete level 17. (The cheapest, overly-abundant rock you can overpay for.)

Complete level 18. (Great for audio playback and muting yourself when you wanna pretend you don't have a mic! GG EZ)

Complete level 19. (One of the world's most precious resources. Trees don't grow on trees, y'know.)

Complete level 20. (I heard they like coookies. I wonder what happens if you give them one...)

Complete level 21. (Thanks, 2020. Developer's note: I wrote this back in July (see Fence Lights). I had no idea how much worse things were going to get since writing up this joke, and to future-proof this trophy for the immediate future: Thanks, 2021.)

Complete level 22. (It's a table, but in your garden. Or is it a garden.... on your table?)

Complete level 23. (We've done this joke before in the rooftop running game, but the birds work for the bourgeoisie...)

Complete level 24. (Ahh, the prospect of home ownership as a late millennial and an early laundry-pod generation ad-ult. Refer back to level 21.)

Complete level 25. (Absolutely otterrific!)

Complete level 26. (Could be ramen. Could be pho. Could also be spagetti in an absolutely outrageous but delicious portion of sauce. All are good.)

Complete level 27. (Uhhh, this sherlock does not have any feelings or emotional attachments yet. Please don't sue me. And look, it has a hat! The sherlock of your books never wore a hat!)

Complete level 28. (It's a triple double match! Ladders! Chainsaws! Explosions! Fireballs! Popcorn! BRR DRR DRR DRRRRRR)

Complete level 29. (The enemy of piggy banks, these arcade machines have been eating up my quarters for years now!)

Complete level 30. (Wake up and smell the flowers... that is, if you don't have pollen allergies. Lucky... Achoo.)

Complete level 31. (Set one of these up in front of your telly and console, and any sitdown hobby can become healthy and productive! If anybody ever shames you for your easy plats, just say you were exercising!)

Complete level 32. (Which came first, the chicken...)

Complete level 33. (...or the...)

Complete level 34. (...eggs used in coating the breading?)

Complete level 35. (They're basically mini sky puppers. 11/10 d'awwws.)

Complete level 36. (Perfect for carrying stuff or whacking people.)

Complete level 37. (With the benefit of hindsight, I probably should have made this Level 51.)

Complete level 38. (They're basically stone angels... but they don't weep, so I guess they're not really angels.)

Complete level 39. (Insert joke about them being teenagers and/or ninjas here. How original.)

Complete level 40. (Only in 2020 did I learn "don't be a turkey" is a saying. I mean, what's wrong with being a turkey? Nice and plump and delicious, filled with moist, meaty juices, ready for consumption.... There's an entire day dedicated to eating you!)

Complete level 41. (Legends say to this day, Pete the Snake is still trapped in his boat, endlessly dodging arrows for the amusement of trophy hunters. He watches helplessly as a score counter slowly ticks upwards, as if it were a measure of his existential dread, and just when he thinks he might be rescued, his would-be saviors always abandon him after five minutes, often in favor of returning back to the comfort of bustling roads and jars of mayo.)

Complete level 42. (Also known as the living room. Specifically, that square meter right in front of the fridge.)

Complete level 43. (If your spacesuit is red, then you're very sus.)

Complete level 44. (Relationship goals... Maybe by the time I'm dead.)

Complete level 45. (Your friendly, room-ihood spider probably thought of you as its roommate for its entire life. It's been taking care of you, munching up the occasional mosquito and keeping various bugs away. Bugs outnumber humans 200 million-to-one, so we need spiders as our allies for when the great, insect uprising comes [~...calling all spider ri...~]. But then you had to go ahead and smack it, didn't you? Imagine the betrayal it felt when it got evicted from life. How could you, you monster?!)

Complete level 46. (Otherwise known as a regular day with the only other difference being soothing sounds are coming from that weird place beyond the walls. I think they call it... out... doors?)

Complete level 47. (Yes, that's a word. Trust me, wars have been fought between wayfarers over what to call one of these when nominating a stop / portal... I'm just gonna call it a gazebo.)

Complete level 48. (As a wise handyman once said... "Today is tomorrow's yesterday!")

Complete level 49. (Oh my gosh mom, they're dolls! Not action figures!!)

Complete level 50. (Well that's an anti-climatic final level... I mean, yaaay... you did it....)

Use Sweep All to instantly clear a level without making a mistake. (If you're one of those people who can instantly see the solution in your mind's eye and/or an online guide, this is the new mechanic for you! It's not like I wanted you to play my game for real or anything... baka...) (ง ŎuŎ)ว

Use Sweep All to exclusively sweep all of the mines and none of the actual mineless tiles. (I'm okay with the events that are currently unfolding...)

Complete level 51 without making a mistake. (Coming back to finish what I promised back in level 37.)

Complete level 52 without making a mistake. (It's seal.... who also happens to be a pirate... Coming to steal all of your blubber. 'Nuff said.)

Complete level 53 without making a mistake. (As in, the one in outer space where all good stonks go. Not the moon down under.)

Complete level 54 without making a mistake. (Happy year of the ox! Now, year of the otter when?)

Complete level 55 without making a mistake. (As opposed to an ground lantern... That'll be a separate level once I run out of ideas.)

Complete level 56 without making a mistake. (Toss a coin to your witc-, err, I mean, lucky cat! Good fortunes are abound!)